Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
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So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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