Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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