Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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