If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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