Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(770): View more from Georgia

Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.

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(214): View more from Texas

did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am

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(720): View more from Colorado

Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.

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(613): View more from Ontario

You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.

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(845): View more from New York

So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...

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(206): View more from Washington

He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?

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