did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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