i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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