I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
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you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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