What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I think people are normalizing furries
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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