Me. At least after what I've been through.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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