he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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