You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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