Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
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That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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