awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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