Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
lets start a swedish sibling band together
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I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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