dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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