is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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