Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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