can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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