Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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