maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
i drank out of a bidet.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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