maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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