you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
well you can't waste a boner
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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