Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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