I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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