4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
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he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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