addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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