I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
