i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Randomize