how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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