Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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