a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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