I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i dont even know how to be here
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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