There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
