the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
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After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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