the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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