try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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