Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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