in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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