you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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