I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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