Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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