dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
How drunk are you?
Completed.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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