we have officially lost it.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Randomize