There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
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