the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
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We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
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If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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