Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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