we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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