Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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