She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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