The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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