Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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