i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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