guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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